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| Old Ben Kenobi: I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did. It's your father's lightsaber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or as random as a blaster, but an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times, before the Empire. | The Lady at the Nickel Arcade: I have something here for you. You don't have enough tickets to buy it, but my manager's not watching. I fear I've spent too long in this damn fool minimum wage job like the schmuck I replaced. It's a cheap plastic lightsaber. There are 5 of you? Sure, you can have 5 lightsabers, then. Not as crappy or useless as these other prizes, but still kind of crappy and useless. For almost half an hour, you guys diligently pumped nickels into the Plinko game. You might as well have something to show for it, amirite? |
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